Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Who is jobless??

Time: 5.30 P.M IST. Flash news in Headlines Today “Bipasha Basu and Christiano Ronaldo found kissing in a club”. The news-caster proudly says that Ronaldo has always been a fan of Bolywood and says that the bolywood bombshell was showered with praises by ronaldo and that she was absolutely flattered.

Note: Headlines today was the only news channel which covered ash-abhi wedding on april 20 th (from dawn to dusk)

Now, the most interesting part is, I forwarded the same message to 10 of my friends and I was very sure that I ll get at least 5 replies (and my calculation was almost precise)

Those 6 people were very curious..(More curious than John Abraham :-P)

The different replies that I got were

  1. What crap. What happened to John?
  2. Club?? When??
  3. Recently I saw this coffee with karan show where both bips and john were guests. What happened??
  4. She is such a… She did all this when she had gone to announce that taj is still a wonder???
  5. Ronaldo?? I thought he was a sensible guy..
  6. This is the best reply..

(i) hey seriously or mokka message?? How did she get to know him? He does not even know English!!!
(ii) What the hell?? What did john have to say about this??

Now, Who is jobless?

  1. Headlines today?
  2. Bipasha Basu?
  3. Christiano Ronaldo?
  4. Those 6 people who sent me replies the moment the message was delivered?
  5. hmmm.. Me???( for watching headlines today, for wasting 10 free messages and last but not the least.. for writing this pawky post ;) )
  6. or.. you?? for reading this post.. ;-)

19 comments:

Krishnan said...

Well it proves media has the power to make intelligent ppl also stupid :D ... it also proves you are totally totally totally jobless (Thanks to infy :d) .. It also proves i was so damn dumb to reply immediately :D ..
Anyways good post :D .. keep the good work coming .. and u live up to ur name of bringing scandals to light --- From school till date :D

Unknown said...

babe... u actually tested it on me toooo eh??? good post tho! and.. another indication that u are as vetti as u can possibly b.. :) keep writing!!!

Unknown said...

Good one!!you made your day and for many of the vetti people around as well.now you can poudly say 'im aint vetti!'hee hee!
I was one among the people who never replied to your message, so we are the sensible, dilligent people around!Ha ha MAY BE YOU only think so!had to recharge my mobile,hee hee..so think im also lazy from apart being vetti!! LOL! :)
nice writing,
keep going!

sriram said...

total absolute waste of my precious time.....such posts/posters should be banned.....!!!! you never mentioned ronaldo's girl friend .... mention her for me to appreciate this post...she's supposedly "HOT"

Sanjeev said...

@ author.. well u were smart enough not to send that message to me.. btw.. for those who have read this.. how about launching a complaint against this author in blog spot..?? lol..anyway good short one.. enjoyed readin it..

Nivedita said...

lol. nice post. proud to be vetti :)

Unknown said...

My reply would hav been
" avanunga ekkedu kettu ponaa namakkena ,adhu oru kedu ketta channel, Namma bipasha news paakira alavukku she dont deserve at all "
nu solli iruppaen :D

Any way CLEVER post !!

Now for de ques who s jobless ?
my ans wil be
1. Headlines today is not so bcoz he makes business with it
2.Definitely not Bipasha bcoz she would hav wanted dis kind of popularity
3.Ronaldo cycle gap la kiss adichtaan avanukku adhu jollyana vishayam
4.Those 6 ppl ku nalla time pass
5.U r not too .. bcoz u utilised dis oppurtunity to deliver yr cleverness to all .
6.Also not me bcoz i came accros a different post for first time ..

Note : Hope dis s yr own creativity & not copied frm some others ideas .. :D

Anonymous said...

Haiyo Haiyo ! I hate blogs ! There is nothing more vetti than this. But still whatever makes people feel closer nowadays !.

Swetha said...

@krishnan
ha ha.. i was jus writing this post when i got ur message..
@swathi
thanx swa..
@devika
i guessed so.. illena nee reply pannama irupiya! that too for gossips :-P
@sriram
yep.. i ll include about her also
@sanjeev
thank u..
@rama
ha ha.. your answers were really cool.. and its my own idea..
@josh
Wat are u trying to say?

Unknown said...

well.. the answer to yor question has to be ME isn't it..for it was i who gave u that info [info..?!??!]in the first place..! :-| anyways wud like to say that i'm plannin to continue being so.. :-D cheers to us infoscions from ssn-cse.. JOB IRUNTHUM JOBLESS..!! :-D
PS: just saw the news(times NOW) and apparently bips has clarrified that the photo was interpreted 'out of context'.. hee hee hee

Anonymous said...

Didnt thought ppl write blogs when vetti!!! :D ...... was kind of made me think.. poruthadhu podhum blog ezhudhu kind of thing.....lol.. good post anyways..
the bloggin race has started I guess..... :D
and will end within 1 month hopefully :)

My page
http://letsgoforthetake.wordpress.com/

Anonymous said...

Dint know u;ve a blog.. Welcome to the bloggin world (from a fellow guy who is free i.e. romba vetti) Think u are writing pretty decently than just havin page and not writing nothing like others..
Btb SSN - Infoscions are given time and encouraged by infoscions to write blogs and improve their language skills....... so no vetti and all :D.

hope I too get few posts quickly to prove tht I'm also free ( vettiya than apdi decentah sonnaen)

Swetha said...

@nivi
thanx nivi.. :)
@sathya
truly speaking.. the answer for "who is jobless?" is "Sathya"..i ll include that point also babe.. :D
@ravi
hope the blogging race doesn end so soon.. and infy is seriously helping us.. u better get ready with ur next post.. :P

LOGIC said...

Good to see you blogging,Jobless everyone on the world is so.. Every blogger, that too when freq of posting is too high..

And reg headlines today, its very famous for showing ads of 'particular' category for more time than it telecasts something known NEWS.

Hope you know my blog address, anyway for others its http://logiconline.wordpress.com since you dint provide option for linking to us wordpress guys..

Revs said...

hey shwe!!!!
finally i get to comment on ur blog man!! you write really well..simple language and decent content!!loved all ur posts..would like to comment on all but due to time constraints i will comment only on this one..hopefully i should be more free in the days to come!! and dude please enjoy being vetti..this is like the best time of ur life..way to go!! :)

VENKAT said...

sorry i m busy.. didnt read fully...

Swetha said...

@revs
thanx babe..

ss said...

a good narator!

ss said...

a good narator!